Jed Whitey – Hey Whitey lyrics

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Hey Whitey
What?
Have you seen your girlfriend lately?
Oh well if you do then tell her I said hi
Hey Whitey
What?
You know this isn't 1980
So it's time to kiss the her mamatoo goodbye
Bruises on your knees
And you smell like cheese
You're damaged, dude
Wrestling isn't cool
You think farts are funny
Just like batman rules
You're so dumb I would bet
You can't spell the alphabet

Hey Whitey
What?
Your girlfriend doesn't see you
For the way you stick your fingers up your nose
Hey Whitey
What?
Get off the fuckin monkey bars
Your button's broke, you belly's
Out of your clothes
30 years old, you never grabbed ahold
Now grab ahold and let me tie your shoes
The more things change
The more they stay the same
When we were running you were starting out and then your tripped and said you were ok.