Eeny meeny miney mo
Never give these chickens dough
If she holla I don't care
I won't take you anywhere
Eeny meeny miney mo
Never buy these pigeons clothes
You want Prada I don't care
Buy your own damn underwear
Verse 1:
Ladies and gentleman introducing
Yours truly, absolutely
Capital J-I-N
I've been doin this, y'all started rappin today
Let me explain, simple and plain
The way I remain, on top of my game, we're not the same
First of all, you trick too much
Anything she ask for, you givin' it up
Spoil the bitch, yo, I can't call it
Soon as you on the toilet, she in your wallet
I hate to break the bad news like this
But my advice is to be the sheistest
That's why 4 out of 5 chicks don't act right
They be diggin for gold, without the flashlights
Peep the mentality
They don't want men, they want men's salaries
I ain't a playa I invented the game
J-I-N, Jin, remember the name
Ain't got no hope, must be a joke
I'm tryin' to get rich, and tired of bein' broke
I stay sober to avoid hangovers
About to trade my Honda in for that Range Rover
305 is where I can me found
Me and my dawgs flirtin' with the bitches lyin' around
Chorus:
Eeny meeny miney mo
Never give these chickens dough
If she holla I don't care
I won't take you anywhere
Eeny meeny miney mo
Never buy these pigeons clothes
You want Prada I don't care
Buy your own damn underwear
Eeny meeny miney mo, you pick, you pick
Eeny meeny miney mo, you pick, you pick
Verse 2:
I might come on strong ??but my game's 7 week??
My style's like a sign, your's like a technique
Every different week a different honey I meet
She try to look me at the eye, while I'm pricin' the feet
Cause she gotta have nice toes to be complete
Aiyo her style's unique, physique's like an athlete
Butterfly tattoo on her right ass cheek
Take my car, cruise my streets
Let my man drive, we play the backseat
Tint the windows halfway down feelin' the weather
Baby girl's skin was smooth, was soft as the leather
And like all my rap shows I told her to Flex
If money could buy love, you couldn't afford me
You say your name's Jenny and I called you Laurie
When I get you mad ma, don't try to ignore me
Million apologies but I'll never be sorry
Nothin' less than sexy, can impress me
Ugly girls are like the sun, I never look at 'em directly
Let's see, I ain't mad at you
But boo you gotta fix your attitude
You want ice that bling, diamond rings
I'm the king, bitch, you buy me things
I might take you out to eat, how's a Big Mac?
Lucky if you even get fries with that (c'mon)
Chorus
Verse 3:
Who you know ?????? hot as me?
That's why these chick all flock to me
Don't bother me with that monogamy
Baby that's just not in my policy
I'm smooth like, Sean Connery
I get more numbers than a lottery
So c'mon baby, honestly
Did you really think that you had a chance to catch a ride with me?
We could go to your crib for some privacy
And just in case your man's watchin' me
Takin' my picture, like a robbery
When we finish, I'ma exit out the balcony
Seein' that I like shoes, there's a variety
I had 'em all from Wallabys to Sauconys
Only the finest honeys, that got to be
Light skinned, brown, or almondy
Relationships are like Monopoly
So it's hard for me to stay on one property
What I'm tryin' to do is, possibly
Have all these chick walkin' wobbly
Get my pockets greener than broccoli
And big thugs too, varsity
Uh uh, CODs, yeah
Chorus