Keller Williams – Novelty Song lyrics

Intro:
I’m gonna do just one more song and then I’m gonna go in the back and take a real short break. And hopefully you’ll take a break too and then you’ll come back and you’ll sit back down and I got more instruments to play as you can see behind me so, I know it’s a school night and it’s a work day and all that and you probably want to go home and if you do I understand. I’m probably the same way when I got to a show too, but if you’re not, please hang out with me.

This is a novelty song
It’s the kind of song that means absolutely nothing at all.
Please take my advice; tune out the words
And focus on the bass

It’s a really bad, ignorant song
And you know, probably should have never seen the light of day at all, but it did
May I suggest go check out the t-shirts and CDs
Or just focus on the bass

While I play my novelty song
Y’all will probably shout out the names of other songs
In hope that I will stop what I am doing and play but I won’t
Because I’m focusing on the bass

It’s not a song that the label will push
The radio it speaks to me and tells me that it’s mush
And it tells me to go back, go back into the woods and so I do
And I focus on the bass

When is it going to end is what you’re thinking
Don’t you hate the way that I get up inside your head?
And sing about all them things that you’re thinking
Well I can do this because I focus on the bass

So while you ask, does it continue to go on?
Sounds like you’re making it up as you go along
Well because I did and I should probably give more of a shit, but I don’t
So I focus on the bass

I don’t care it was a novelty song
But don’t you wish you listened when I said tune out the words, but you didn’t
And now we’ve gotten this far
Simply because we’ve focused on the bass

So if there is a next time you come to my show
And you hear me start this song and then
You will surely know not to listen to the words
And focus on the bass