Kenny Price – Round Mound Of Sound lyrics

I want to introduce myself to the ladies and please don't be discouraged with my size
I'm as big as the last two boys you went with
About twice the love light shinin' in my eyes
I can double date leave home the other fellow
I don't like that compentition hangin' round
So girls that's here for you I'm a pickin' singin' lovin' fool
Welcome to the round mound of sound

Oh welcome to the round mound of sound
I'm overweight but I'm up to date with the biggest heart in town
I can double date leave home...
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My birthday is May twenty six and seven
When I was born I weighed twenty seven pounds
When the doctor brought me in to see my mama
Well he said welcome to the round mound of sound
Oh welcome to the round mound...
Oh welcome to the round mound of sound