Kindergarten Hazing Ritual – X-box Murder Mystery: The Home Game lyrics

where's my xbox? where's my xbox?
i'll kill whoever took my xbox
too bad i left my console at the party house
and those lame fucking kids kicked me out
i feel so empty
i've got dry mouth
i'm starin' at the screen with a banana in my hands
it's not the same!
i'm a mess without my halo fix
partytime
bring your knives
i need halo
or i'll die