King Missile – The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over A Church lyrics

Once there once was a boy
Who was very happy most of the time.
His life was almost completely complete.
He could sense however,
That there were two things
That were missing from his life,
But he didn't know what they were.
One day, his family took him to an Italian restaurant.
The boy had never had Italian food,
And was mesmerized
By all the exotic sounding names of the dishes.
He asked about the lasagne,
And it sounded delicious,
So he ordered it.
He ate the lasagne, and it was delicious.

The boy knew that one of the things
That was missing in his life
Was no longer missing.