Kingpin Skinny Pimp – Calling Dr. Haledjian lyrics

The body is in the study
And all the doors are locked
The carpet is kinda muddy
It's time to set the clocks

We've got two minutes to solve this awful crime
You'd better hurry 'cause we're running out of time.

Call in the guy who's always the best
Match wits with him and you're put to the test
Do it twice and he'll lay you to rest,
We're calling Dr. Haledjian.

The family jewels were stolen
There were footprints on the roof
The butler claims he was bowling
I don't think he's telling the truth

We need someone who can help us catch this crook
Not some chump who needs to check the back of the book.