Lady Sovereign – Adidas Hoodie lyrics

For a second I'll be the fashion police
And I'm just looking at your garms,
You've been on too many catalogue sprees
With your granny facker (? Swear this is what it sounds lyke!!) and designs you're hurting my eyes
You really should revise your dress sense before you walk on by

I'm kinda mixed up in this disco inferno
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade don't hurt, no
I'm stickin out like a sore thumb but I aint concerned though, no-oh-oh-oh-oh! Boogieeeeeee!

Chorus:
Fling on an adidas hoodie and just boogie-woogie wit me!
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes and get loose, can you? Get loose, can you?
Fling on an adidas hoodie and just boogie-woogie wit me!
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes and get loose, can you? Get loose, can you?

So I was up in this trendy bar mingling, my keys around my neck were jingling and you was looking at me like it was my bling
You were staring at me like to say I was ginger, I was dishing out the same dirt ?Look trust me you're the minger!?
?Ugh! Who's she? Who's that? Who's herrrr??
The bouncer was approaching me cos I was dressed really inappropriately.
No hoods
No hats
No this
No that

Just go-oh-oh-oh-oh! Out!

Chorus

[spoken]
Right everybody! You got someone you can't dress properly, yeah? You need to direct them this way!

Why not just cut up all your old clothes and make a cloth so I can wrap myself up when I'm feeling cold? *brrr!*
Why not dash your ugly boots on a fire and burn em down to charcoal (Thanks Lady S for translating this bit! :p )
If you're not feelin the way that your bredrin is dressin, don't be stressin, send them in my direction pleeeeeease?

[spoken]
And I'll tell them

White shoes, white socks - no-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Polka dots - no-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Flowery frocks - no-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Just boogie-woogie-woogie-woogie wit meeeeeeee!

Chorus x 2

[lots of random speaking, dissing clothes, fade out]