Album: Ooh Crikey...It's Lawnmower Deth
My boss at work,
Is such a twat,
He wants to spank my bottom,
With a cricket bat.
He says he'll use,
A Gunn and Moore,
And spank my bottom 'till,
It's really sore.
Ooh he spanks me more and more,
'Till my bottom bleeds red raw.
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Top Lawnmower Deth songs
- Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns
- Lancer With Your Zancer
- Urban Surfer 125
- R.f.potts
- Illinois Enema Bandit
- Jaggered Wedge
- Goldfish Podge
- Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
- Judgement Day (Assume The Position)
- Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros
- Bad Toad
- Rad Dude
- F.a.t. (Facist And Tubby)
- Feet Cleaner
- A Is For Asswipe