It's Louis Logic and Magic
Molesting fat chick with contraptions and gadgets
Smacking those asses
We tapping and passing
Sit back while your girl grabbing my package like a UPS savage
I'm going postal
Stamp my logo on the cabbage
I need a bad bitch down with my urine fetish
You never forget this
Girl I'll have you doing back flips
And landing on my dick
Now women try to run game
I'm to fresh kid
You'll get molested
Not Luke but I'm rude getting banned from stores
Even fishing with my grandpa luring in whores
And I keeps a young lady with an ass so fat
That her pants could burst off
At any second black
So stand back and see how real pimps handle that
I fuck a little ass with a big sandal strap
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Chicks don't seem to mind when they're doing Magic
A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away
And it's one of those things the little moms got to tell her girls
But she don't say a word to daddy
That she don't have to live without it
Yo, nine out of ten vaginas prefer Magic
It's automatic
Got a fat ass and I'ma smack it
Pack it on up girl I'm eating that tonight
Sex with a minor?
You god damn right
And a miner hat on with that little flash light
Exploring you slut your little girls whoring it up
I'll flip her from behind and put my finger in her uhhhhh
When I was you I was a real smut peddler
Used to ride my bike in my local porn shop
Watch flicks like Ram-Bone and Robo-Cock
So when I shoot my first video
I plan to make it hot
With your wife in it
And 29 crotch shots
All you do is cock block
Cock please stop
You know I'm from Florida so I make the coochie pop
And since I got my own theme I drove a speed boat
With shirt off through your girls wet dream
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I'm most obnoxious when I'm out of closing boxers
I make chicks feel Italian when they holding sausage
I'm only over cautious when it comes to making sure
I never spend a day or more without a naked whore
Waging war in the sack I pull the rocket out
Hold them hostage when the cock spits
And it's full it knocks 'em down
They shooting I made you look
Watch this I'm like a naked crook
I steal a box quick escape the hook
The Cat burgular
And stabbed the pussy so many times it's mass murder
That's worth a peta in a lady's socket
Cause I love hug the beaver like I'm Davy Crockett
Ladies lock lips on my tasty hot dick
Then I douche them on the mountains if the babies got tits
I met a Spanish chick in a crazy blond wig
Told her 'damelo mami'
She gave me jock itch
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