Martin Short – Live On Letterman lyrics

Now that the winters gone by,
Pretty girls catch my eye.
Springtime makes me want
to cheat on my wife.
Halter tops,
Breezy skirts,
April showers
felt a squirt.
Springtime makes me want
to cheat on my wife.
Martha Stewart spring has sprung.
So were you.
Is there room in that ankle bracelet
for two?
Kirstie Alley not so thin
What say we order in.
Tell my spouse its no treason
Its the fault of the season.
Springtime makes me want
to cheat on my wife.
Paris Hilton press record
dim the lights (thats hot)
Let us make it a blockbuster night.
So Demi Moore, lets engage
I can play half my age.
When the equinox is vernal
my libidos infernal.
Im a desperate House Husband
in crisis midlife.
Springtime makes me want
to cheat on my wife