Muggle And The Casters – It's Hard To Be Ben Schoen lyrics

It's hard to be Ben Schoen
You think Eric Scull is such a pain
You wake up at seven and you're up 'til four
They don't send you Subway gift cards no more

It's hard to be Ben Schoen

Oh Kansas, PO Box 223
Oh Kansas, take me to Moundridge
Oh Kansas, sweating in a car
Oh Kansas, you don't know how lucky you are

I'll be here to give you a butterbeer
I read your blog and it reduced me to tears
Why are you so good at debate?
Is it all the Subway you ate?

It's hard to be Ben Schoen

Oh Kansas, PO Box 223
Oh Kansas, take me to Moundridge
Oh Kansas, sweating in a car
Oh Kansas, you don't know how lucky you are