My Friend The Chocolate Cake – The Kitsch Parade lyrics

Hey ho I'm raring to go,
the pantomime has come to town
Join the procession the great kitsch parade, everyone come gather round.

And if you're coming from the other side of town
Just cross the river if you're feeling kind of down
Come to the party even if you're on your own
We'll all be waiting for the show

That's it I've had it I hate to be dramatic,
But we'll all go down disgracefully
The circus and drinking,
It's bound to stop you thinking, stick your head and come and see

And if you're coming from the other side of town
Just cross the river if you're feeling kind of down
Come to the party even if you're on your own
We'll all be waiting for the show

Hey ho I'm not letting go, we're all going down disgracefully

We're having a fine time the time of our lives,
The kitsch parade is on a slide
They tell you they warn you about the Emerald Empire,
Its going to rot from the inside

That's it I've had it I hate to be dramatic,
But we'll all go down disgracefully

And if you're coming from the other side of town
Just cross the river if you're feeling kind of down
Come to the party even if you're on your own
Around the mulberry bush we're dancing round and round
And if you're coming from the other side of town....