Nickelodeon – Tonight On Hallowe'en - Fairly Oddparents lyrics

(Timmy)
On Hallowe'en
Out through the night
You should be filled
With fear and fright
But I don't see
Much here tonight
'Cause everything is so
FAKE!

(Timmy)
I want something real and real scary
Not cardboard, or sqeaky, or clean!
I want something that's big, green and hairy!
(Cosmo)
Like a frog on a fur trampoline?
(Timmy)
NO!

(Timmy)
It's time to get down to bussiness
And spook up this boring scene
I wish things were real, and real scary
Tonight on Hallowe'en!

(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)
Real and scary!
(Timmy)
Like a vampire's fangs in the night
(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)
Real and scary!
(Timmy)
Like a witch on her broom taking flight!
(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)
Real and Scary!
(Timmy)
Like an unwashed, forgotten latrine
(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)
Real and Scary!
(Cosmo)
Like a zit-covered, hormone-crazed teen?
(Teen)
Hi!

(Timmy)
So that's what I want
Real and Scary
So when I trick-or-treat, they can see
That I am a force to be dealt with
And they'd better give their candy to me!

(Timmy)
I wish we were all real and scary!
I wish this were one freaky scene!
I wish the whole world were real scary!
Tonight on Hallowe'en!