Penis She Wrote – My Dog Nell Says She Has Cancer lyrics

I think you and I both know the answer
You lied, you don’t really have cancer

I think it’s kinda sad
You wanted sympathy
But on the other hand
I think I see
Why you would lie to us
And say you were dying
Nell doesn’t have cancer
She lied

She made me feel sorry
I started to worry
Maybe someday she wouldn’t be around
She rammed her trust into the ground
I will never listen to her speak again
I don’t care if she dies this time

And when I hear cancer mentioned
She says she went into remission
Maybe it’s all a lie
She just wants the attention
And to stay out of the kitchen
When we all go to sleep at night

Nell’s my dog
Nell’s got cancer
She fake coughs
When I enter
The room
She says she’s gonna die soon