Presidents of the USA – Candy lyrics

Well sugar's only sweetness
Salt is ocean's tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years

You little yellow sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone completely
Take off the lid and there you are

You're my candy
Candy

Well the devil, she made sweet candy
Took six days and nights to dream
On the seventh day she rested
woke up early and made me cream
Now the devil, she must be a dentist
with deep chocolate drop eyes
Red rope hair, gumdrop lips
And cotton candy thighs

You're my candy
Candy

Chocolate Lava stole my body
And aftertaste stole my mind
Left me danged and down defenseless
And then sweet candy, she said goodbye

Now my teeth are worn and useless
My eyes too sunk to see
My tongue swole up to twice its size
And all I wanna do is eat

Candy, my candy
My candy, my candy
Suckin' on my candy