Who is the guy that has to buy lots of shoes?
In a running race, he would never lose
This is the guy that will never be beat
he's the midget, with ten feet!
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
He's short and has ten legs!
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
"Don't touch my gold!" He begs!
He is small and fast and fun to touch
But don't piss him off, he'll kick ten times as much
And whatever you do, you have been told
Don't EVER touch his pot of gold
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
He's short and has ten legs!
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
"Don't touch my gold!" He begs!
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
He's short and has ten legs!
MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT MIDGET
"Don't touch my gold!" He begs!