Pure Pricelessness – Weird Hair Day lyrics

About 20 years ago
I went for a walk
Nobody said “hello!”
Everybody looked at me
I could hear them talk
They all seemed to agree

But I didn’t mind
Because…

I got out of bed, my hair was 2 feet high
It was a weird hair day
Like no other!
I said to my mom, well, is it okay?
And then she said to me: it’s alright son!

On a sunny afternoon
Not so long ago
In the middle of June
Everybody looked at me
Déjà vu I know
But I can guarantee

That I didn’t care
Because…

I got out of bed, my hair was 2 feet high
It was a weird hair day
Like one other
I said to my babe, well,how does it look?
And she said to me: “Discolicious!”

As time went on and
I became what I am
Playboy model man
I am being idolized
by the youth
For being goddamn smooth

But I don’t mind
Because…

Today I get out of bed, with hair 2 feet high
No longer a weird hair day
Like all other
I say to my self: looking good today!
No more weird hair days forever