Richard Marx – You Never Take Me Dancing lyrics

The world¡¯s greatest mystery
Is love between the woman and the man
Some guys are Romeos
Others simply do the best they can

I¡¯m just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin¡¯ to learn things I never knew I had to know

What¡¯s a man supposed to do
I don¡¯t get no kick from nine to five
And I¡¯m not a man who thinks it¡¯s true
It¡¯s a woman¡¯s place to keep a love alive
I¡¯ve watched enough daytime TV
To know my baby¡¯s needs
But sometimes I swear that¡¯s she¡¯s impossible to please
She says

You give me all that I want of your money, baby
But you never take me dancing

I really think I do a lot to show
How I feel about her in my way
Roses on our anniversary
Candlelight and me on her birthday
Just when I thought that I had it all worked out
Now she says I still don¡¯t know what it¡¯s all about
She says

You give me all that I want of your money, baby
But you never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby
Bu you never take me dancing
I¡¯m just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin¡¯ to learn things I never knew I had to know

Chorus out