Romulus Rex – I Don't Want To End Up Like Doug lyrics

I don't want to end up like Doug
cause everybody wants him to leave
he'll be upstairs having a bawl
while everybody's downstairs at the party

I'm pretty sure he didn't say a word
at the time i think
people thought he was wise
the silent type
it turns out that he's not

he's not
everybody welcome to the freezer

Doug's really just a loser
there are few people that are strong
silent types
and Doug's not one of them
he's not cool
and I don't want to end up like him