Rumpelstiltskin Grinder – The Day Merman Met Todd The Harpoon Wilson lyrics

When you hear the Merman swampin around,
Look away, hold your ears, try block out the sound
Then you smell the sludge, see a life-less shell
Close your eyes, look away, you better get up and...

See all the horrors of your life
When you play your game of hit and run
Only the strongest will survive
Then the snake strikes in your garden of eden
The waves crash his hands become clenched
To the harpoon tainted with poseidon's stench
The disintegrating deck teeters away
As if it knows foul things are at play

You wanna see our world? Try to play our game?
Knowing that your life is rotting away
Call on anyone, even call collect
Figure out quick what you wanna do next
You breathe the smoke into your lungs now
To see what lies behind the angels light
(Fright comes a rappin', tappin' at your door)

See all the horrors of your life
When you play your game of hit and run
Only the strongest will survive
Then the snake strikes in your garden of eden
You slice, he stabs, you take a bite, take his life, take this life
He pulls, you grab, he tears away, take this life, take his life

An epic battle begins...