I see you dancing
Damn, you look good!
I wish I could dance like you
But I don't got no legs
I see you having sex
Damn, you look good!
I wish I could have sex too
But I aint got no sexual organs
I see you defecating
Damn, you look good
I wish I could take a shit too
But I aint got no anus
(chorus)
I rode the bicycle of the devil
Riding straight to hell
Bicycle of the devil
Will take you straight to hell
I see you talking
Damn, you look good!
I wish I could speak to you
But I aint got your love
I see you flying
Damn, you look good!
I wish I could fly like you
But I aint got the drugs
I see you riding
On a bicycle straight to hell
I wish I could ride with you
'Cuz you and me and the devil make two
(chorus)
I rode the bicycle of the devil
Riding straight to hell
Bicycle of the devil
Will take you straight to hell
(spoken)
I see you dancing
Damn you look good!
I wish I could dance like that
But I can't, 'cuz I have no legs
I see you fucking
Damn you look good!
I wish I could fuck like that
But I can't 'cuz I have no penis
I see you shitting
Damn you look good!
I wish I could shit like that
But I can't 'cuz I have no butt-hole