Severe Tire Damage – Stuart lyrics

By: Russ Haines
Well, I got me a job where you sit on your butt all day
but I'm lazy and it's there that I want to stay.
My boss calls me in , and I know what he'll say-
but he says, "You belong in management!"
and he doubles my pay...
So I got a new car, got a new phone
got a guitar, got a good home
...and I need more.
Well, I'm a real slob so I hired a girl just to clean.
She even does the windows, if you know what I mean
One day when she was here, I wrote this song in between.
I'm so lucky, I bet I sell it to Bruce Springsteen, then I'll
So I got a new car, got a new phone
got a guitar, got a good home
...and I need more.
{Guitar}
My band's so good, we play in all the best bars
I fly to foreign countries just to break up their wars
I'm so busy, I turn down dates with movie stars
Ten years from now I'll be on the first trip to Mars, so I
So I got a new car, got a new phone
got a guitar, got a good home
...and I need more.
So I got a new car, got a new phone
got a guitar, got a good home
...and I need more.
So I got a new car, got a new phone
got a guitar, got a good home
...and I need more.