Shoproight – Emo Boy Wants To Go To Target lyrics

I wanna go to Target,
But nobody will drive me.
Where, oh where is Target?
Can I walk there in my girl pants?
Target, I need a razor,
Mine's too dull for my veins.
Please, please have that Alanis Morrisette CD?
And then to keep up my image,
I'll need a From First To Last CD.
(Target, oh Target)
Why can't I go to Target?
I wanna visit my Target friend.
She understands my problems,
But I still cut.
Alanis, please help me!
(Target)
"I love you emo boy!"