Song Parodies – Fan (Eminem - Stan) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his window
He's got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
just a fad..

He like to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his window
He's got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
just a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a letter
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an extra
Shooting in Australia's much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
so come on down under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all going?
It seems like ages until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, too- guess what I'm doing?
I'm marching like a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
I've been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even watch the holiday special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that stuff was crap
Anyways, I hope you get this man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
You're the man

He like to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his window
He's got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
just a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an action figure
or the main feature. I don't even wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back somewhere walkin' past
or wearing an alien mask like those guys
who always faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people can't even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even speak Huttese?
I remember with episode one, the papers said he's
angry about extras in England that ripped off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I think you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you know I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or even protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the