Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Top South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack songs
- Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
- Suck My Balls Mr Garrison
- Eric Cartman - O Holy Night
- Mr. Garrison - Merry Fucking Christmas
- Kenny McCormick Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever
- Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger - It Happened In Sun Valley
- Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be)
- Rancid - Brad Logan
- The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh - Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
- Chef - Simultaneous
- Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum
- Vitro - Mentally Dull Tank Remix
- Shelly Marsh - I Saw Three Ships
- Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest - The Lonely Jew On Christmas
- Perry Farrell - Hot Lava