Tasteless Candy – Another High Priced Holiday lyrics

It's Just Another High Priced Holiday
When I Wake Up Thinking
For What Reason Did I Get Jiggy With Eight Ninja Masters
Another High Priced Holiday
Why Did I Eat Sawdust
And Wake Up With Trombone Skid Marks
One More High Priced Holiday

Three Hundred Quid
I Coulda Paid 9 A Night
And Camped In Bognor
I Mean There Is A Beach
But Oh No
I Paid Three Hundred Quid

It's Just Another High Priced Holiday
Spend All Night Drinking
Singing Karaoke And Skinny Dipping At Mignight
Another High Priced Holiday
Too Hot To Wear My Hat
I Have To Wear These Crap Shorts
One More High Priced Holiday