Tech N9ne – Boy Toy lyrics

[Intro]
Tech: Yo, Krizz
Krizz: Hm?
Tech: I really knocked the boots on those two big-butt females last night
Krizz: Yeeesh!
Tech: Yeah, man. I'm on my way to Westport to find two more freaks
Krizz: Woooooord

[Sample & Hook]
I already played with your friends, honey
Now I wanna play with you
I already played with your friends, honey
Now I wanna play with you
(Sample continues)
Boy toy
Boy, boy, boy toy
Boy toy
Boy, boy, boy toy
[Verse 1]
I should not be one you take to Mom
Unless your mom's buttocks, tits, face, the bomb
I don’t wanna know if you have some grey poupon
Just great punan and a leg coupon
I’m excited for you to find me invited
I’ll get your hiney ignited
I’ll get you slimy and slide it inside
I might even bite it, can get mighty and violent
Baby why even fight it you and your girl Heidi's invited
To come right over in your PJ’s
Today with your B.F. was not easy
So you’re telling your girls the game we play
Called "I’m in love with your VJ"
Sign me up to get behind the butt
All you gotta have is TNA to wind me up
All creeds even laos beauties needing the coy coy
Aussie women - oi oi, they lovin' this boy toy

[Sample & Hook]
I already played with your friends, honey
Now I wanna play with you
I already played with your friends, honey
Now I wanna play with you
(Sample continues)
Boy toy
Boy, boy, boy toy
Boy toy
Boy, boy, boy toy
[Verse 2]
Turn me on I'mma let the black mamba loose
Really sexy ladies meet my anaconda swoop
Women wonder who's got the long masseuse
Pop my stick in your mouth and it's as sweet as Jamba Juice
Real hard it will barge into a lady's 'nani
Will card teeny boppers that get the spill guard
Hills stars for women standing Amityville
Yard this fantasy now real time with Bill Maher
Time is tickin', come find this dick and be mine for stickin
I love it when I find she lickin' on me
Grind and twitchin' design for pitchin'
The line for missin' I dug it I’ll be hind the thicket homie
Don’t rate I’m horny and don’t hate
On any permanent situation - Yeah God, I don’t date
But I’m gon' mate and my power stay on late
And the best thing about this boy toy is I don’t break

[Sample & Hook]
I already played with your friends, honey
Now I wanna play with you
I already played with your friends, honey
Now I wanna play with you
(Sample continues)
Boy toy
Boy, boy, boy toy
Boy toy
Boy, boy, boy toy
[Verse 3]
B-O-Y T-O-Y
Me so fly, wanna play with me?
She know why she’s gon' buy
The boned guy - ’cuz I display the D
If nothing else, I'm good for your fuckin' health
You’re looking for love and help and sick of just rubbin' self
I got you, I don’t fake with this boy toy shit
If you wanna play, just hit me up and kiss my joystick

[Outro]
Girl: Mhm, I love it!
Tech: You love what?
Girl: That
Tech: What about me?