Teddy And The Frat Girls – Alophen Baby lyrics

Some people like ass.
Some people like tit.
But nothing gets me going,
Like liquid shit.

My shit floats.
It floats right to the top.
I wanna shit my life away.
I never wanna stop.

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'Cuz' I'm an
Alophen Baby
My heart's a toilet brush
I'm an,
Alophen baby
I can't wait until I flush.

You think I'm kidding?
Well I'm no phoney.
I like what's in my ass
to ooze out bolonga.

Doesn't matter what I eat.
I'm not that picky.
Just as long as when I shit.
It's gooey, soft and icky.

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My family's worried.
They have suspicions.
And I guess they should
I just shit out my intestines.

But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!
There's just no way.
Especially when I'm going through
Four bottles a day.

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I never wanna move
from my toilet bowl.
I just wanna shit
And keep my ass in the hole.

But when I shit,
I have to be alone.
I dip my fingers in my poop
And I use it as colonge.

(Chorus 5x)