Terminal Bliss – Apple A Day lyrics

You can get up at seven a.m.
Run five miles to work
Get your eight hours sleep
Eat three meals a day

And you can take all your pills
See the doctor for all of your ills
Eat a low carb, high protein diet
Get a yearly flu shot
Treat yourself right

An apple a day
It doesn't matter
You're going to die anyway

You can go to church every sunday
Say a prayer each night
Follow all the ten commandments
Love your neighbor as yourself

You can have your plastic wrapped sex
Or never touch anyone at all
Wash your hands before each meal
Use an exfoliating gel

An apple a day
It doesn't matter
You're going to die anyway

So burn the candle at both ends
Live every day like its your last
[Because it might be]
Leave no stone unturned
Never look back