Your Mom's Hot
We were together for only two weeks
And she said she was happy
Until I told her her mom was hot
Then the bitch slapped me
I tried to make it up to her
And I bought her flowers
But the very next day
She caught me with her mom in the shower
She's 39 and turning 40
Married Chicks make me horny
I did her once in the shower
It only took me half an hour
Now that we have broken up
Her mom does me even more
Till that sunny after noon
When Harry came through the door
I tried to explain
And say I was sorry
He kicked my fucking ass
Just because I was horny
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