The Blue Dogs – If I Had A Boat lyrics

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
ride him on my boat
And we could all together
go out on the ocean
said me upon my pony on my boat

well, Now if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single,
Couldn't bring myself to marryin' no Dale,
Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies,
And buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail.

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Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
yea but Tonto he got smarter, and one day said Kemosabe said,
"Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

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well Now if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single,
Couldn't bring myself to marryin' no Dale,
Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies,
And we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail.

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well now if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers,
Well I'd come and go whenever I did please,
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree, and I'd scare 'em by the light post,
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea.

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me upon my pony on my boat