All eyes are on the Bribes
Playing gigs in dirty dives
I'm filling up before the show
I'm counting faces on the front row
On stage she caught my eye
Size ten, a perfect size
Another drink I'll bide my time
Work my patter, use the right line
Chorus
I met a girl in a bar (one night together)
I wished I hadn't from the start (her name whatever)
Please don't let this girl want a fling (one night together)
She's got a song that she sings
She's not so disco
Lights up I took her home
A paper bag, we're good to go
What's wrong I must be tapped
Her face looks like an arse that's been slapped
I sobered up, she wouldn't leave
I drop hints, a big fat please
This notch is a personal low
I'm kidding she's not disco
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