The Grandsons – Not Even Potable lyrics

I've got a little girl
I can't remember her name
I can't recall her face
I think she's cute just the same
I'll love her 'till the day I die
I don't know why

She's always citing facts that aren't notable
she's always saying things that aren't quotable
her favorite brand of sparkling wine's
not even potable to me

All the guys on the street
don't take me serious
think I'm delirious
I don't mind taking heat
she's still mysterious to me

I recall the time she made me breakfast in bed
she couldn't cook an egg
I had to make it instead
She had a new electric stove
but the battery was dead

All the girls on the street
they wanna marry me
they'd only bury me
She's so light on her feet
I'll let her carry me home

And every time I take her to the billiard hall
somehow we always wind up at the shopping mall
And if she drives me up the wall
they say "You can't win 'em all"