The Graphics – Hogwarts lyrics

I was living with the muggles, my auntie and unc
And my fucking cousin the fucking munk
He was jealous of my inheritance
He banged under my bedroom fence

Then came Hagrid, calling me a Wizard
And i was like 'WTF You calling me a lizard?'
And Hagrid was like 'no come with me to Hog - warts'
And I said I don't have warts

Now Hogwarts is my home
They fixed my deafness
but I can't guartantee I will be deathless
Because only VOLDERMORT is the man who lives forever

Im gardium le viosa