The Happy Bullets – Weights And Measures lyrics

I'm the only one standing in the way
of total chaos
total chaos
anyone who says fifteen ounces
makes a pound
must be put down
cause a pound is pound and
a gallon's a gallon

Don't hesitate to calibrate
your dispensing machines
or underestimate
the importance of
Weights, weights and measures
Weights, weights and measures

Am I the only one left that care about
knobs and gauges?
clocks and gauges?
the public relies on all my snap decisions
of precision
English or metric
gas and electric

Don't hesitate to calibrate
your expensive machines
and I'll reiterate
the importance of
Weights, weights and measures
Weights, weights and measures

People all try to be
much more clever
than the other
People all try for
nothing more than
extra silver dollars

I'm the only one standing in the way
of total chaos
total chaos
anyone who says fifteen ounces
makes a pound
must be put down
cause a pound is pound and
a gallon's a gallon

Don't hesitate to calibrate
your expensive machines
and I'll reiterate
the importance of
Weights, weights and measures
Weights, weights and measures