The KGB – Marilyn Monroe lyrics

i wrote a letter to the president
i said
i said hey man, your money's better spent
tryin to bring back miss monroe for me
before i get too old for her
wouldn't you know i got a letter back
he said
we got doctors in the lab
tryin to bring back miss monroe for you
before you get to old for her
well well and the very next day
i got a package in the mail
lo' and behold but there she was
and fell in love with her
but she was exactly like doll
she didnt feel anything at all
she aint a-got no heart and soul
no no
she aint a-got no no
she aint a-got no no
she aint got no got no heart and soul
i sent the girl back to dc
so i coud get some peace and
i dont know if shes happy there
but oh i cant say i really care at all
oh yeah, and uh, one other thing
i sent the president a letter back i said
tell your doctors in the lab
next time you take this poor girl apart
be sure to replace her heart cause
she's exactly like a doll
she dont feel anything at all
she aint a-got no heart and soul
no no
she aint a-got no no
she aint a-got no no
she aint a-got no got no heart and soul
the next day i was watchin tv
lo' and behold but who should i see it was
none other than you-know-who singin'
"happy birthday mr president
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you"