The Mighty Boosh – the hitcher song lyrics

trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
'ave a cuppa tea, 'ave a cuppa tea
i'm the hitcher lemme put you in the picture
creepin' in ya room in the dead of night with me solo polo vision
-that's right-

i'm a cockney geezer watch me bleed ya
i knew the ripper when he was just a nipper
i taught 'im how to slice
i cut 'im up a treat

pound ya banana
-two pound ya pear-
pound ya banana
-two pound ya pear-
pound ya banana
-two pound ya pear-
14 shillin's for ya melon
-oh yeah-

-we're the piper twins-
-we're jim and jacky piper-
-we cut through the night like a windscreen-
-wipin' you away, like raindrops-
-don't mess with the boys-
shut your noise

comin' in strong like a freakshow nightmare
dancin' skeletons, white, blue and yella' 'uns
movin' through the shadows with the speed of a cat
and if ya cross us we'll cut ya
-well we aint gonna like that-

i'm bad joo-joo
i use voodoo if i choose to
i harness the forces of evil to abuse you
with power, a polo, an evil magnet
we're suckin' up ya soul
-and- you aint gonna like that

ooh me back's gone