The Retards – G.a. Why? lyrics

He’s under the influence of a power far greater,
Than something you might know.
He has a gay obsession but we all ask the question
Is it all for show?

When in a group situation,
He’s never in command,
He’s always happy to play the runt,
And hold the leaders hand.
Incompetent and incapable,
The two are the same,
But the truth is he’s a wanker,
And he’s got himself to blame.

He likes to think he’s got us fooled,
When he is just a retarded social tool,
And that one thing that he lacks,
Is the one item out of reach that he’ll never get back.
He likes to pretend that he’s not gay,
When his brain keeps shouting,
Hey there Harry.

So don’t encourage him as he walks by,
Just give him one to the lip and one to the eye,
And watch him fall to the ground along with his hope,
Cos’ any chance of him getting a life,
It’s on a slippery slope,
It’s on a slippery slope,
It’s on a slippery slope,
It’s on a slippery slope,