The Spaceage Polymers – I Wanna Bes A Cowboy lyrics

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I wanna bes a cowboy
I wanna bes a fire, mister

First, I'll sit in by the end of fire
Then I'll get a hose and spray 'em on his chin
Goin' around, I'll put his lips to the hurts
Then, when he winds I'll kick him with my burst

First I gotta get a life and
Slit my wrists and get in my next life
Then I will try my best
Not to grow green eggs

I wish my doctor
Would chop off my third leg
I beg for less legs
I beg for less legs

I beg for less legs
I beg for less legs

And then I kicked him in his leg
I beg for less legs