The Statler Brothers – The Doodlin' Song lyrics

(Don Reid)

Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, do.

I realize I'm home spun
And maybe even simpleton
But a question is a question
And I gotta ask someone.

Can you freeze to death in a coal mine?
Is an aging Greek the Nick of time?
And can a sewing bee really sew?
And if you plant bird seed will a bird grow?

Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, do.

Does a chaise lounge ever run?
And what's the middle name of Tommy Gun?
And can a swatter really fly?
And can a needle see with a metal eye?

Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, do.

Do ya have to play ball to have atheletes feet?
And what's so sweet about bitter sweet?
And does a living room wear a suit?
And just how loud does a parachute?

Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee.

How big a trunk is the community chest?
And in a rest room do you really rest?
And does a stink weed really stink?
And how far down does the kitchen sink, Hmm?

Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee
Doodlee, doodlee (continues and fades out)
Let me see now. If I bought a herd of Buffalo on credit
Would they send me a Buffalo Bill?

Do Grizzlies wear shoes or, na
I guess they go barefooted...