The Toadies – Remember Bonnie lyrics

uh huh, uh huh
when i'm dead
no one gets nothing except for him
uh huh, uh huh
when i'm dead

I've Got a dog
he's very smart
he's the kind of dog that says very little
and once in a while
he makes me wonder
why I bother
with people at all
remember bonnie?
she was the prettiest girl in school
I had a crush on her
but I felt like an idiot
and to square to make
more than a joke
but thats just what i made
you see I finally gathered the courage to ask her out
?but my mother would drive us of course?
but then she started to laugh
because my shoes were untied
and my shirt tail was out
and my fly was down
and my hair was a mess
I woke up in a sweat
my heart was thumping away
i remember the day
i remember the day!
YEAH!

To my dog, I am the coolest thing ever
almost a god
and he listens to every word i say
every syllable weighs
heavily on his dog head
when I said "stay" he stayed
and then he snuck away
but he hears what I say
he listens to every word
once in a while
he makes me wonder
why I bother
with people at all
thats why i'm giving it all to him
uh huh, uh huh
when I'm dead
no one gets nothing except for him