The Zambonis – Slapshot Man lyrics

Slapshot man, that's who I am,
put me in the game that's your best plan.
Don't bother with the trap or man to man,
'cause I'm a slapshot man.

Stop, you have no chance,
I will have to warn you in advance.
When it comes to lining up goal stance, I'm a slapshot man.

He winds up, but he never fans
Just you try to block it if you can
If it ever winds up in the stands
Can an Ambulance!