Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps – Stop Thinking Start Drinking lyrics

when the pubs are shut,
and the taxi queue is long,
when your brain is mashed,
and your legs are working wrong.

when you haven't pulled,
or even if you have,
when you've been to Abdul's,
and he spat on your kebab.

stop thinking start drinking,
don't worry what your parents said,
fill your mind with beer instead,
stop thinking start drinking,
don't worry what your doctors say,
clear will come anyway.
(different tune) don't be a fool when you dip'em in your tea even though they're nice and crunchy
when you've all been out,
and you've found the one you love, "awww"
but your bottle's gone,
and you might not get it up.

if you're insecure,
and it might not be enough,
get some alcohol,
and show the world your muff.

stop thinking start drinking,
dont worry about half mournings,
leave you bag for in the morning,
stop thinking start drinking,
if you think your head's in trouble,
drink some more your see it double,

stop thinking and start drinking,
stop thinking start drinking,
stop your thinking, please start drinking,
stop your thinking, and start drinking.

stop thinking start drinking,
if you're scared you've had too much,
you need some currents from the Dutch,
stop thinking start drinking,
"yeah..yeah..yeah"