Tyler Jakes – Mentholated Blues lyrics

I cleanse my memories with a moist towelette,
Then I smoke a GPC mentholated cigarette.
I stole some ideas from a third world war,
Now the police officer's at my door.

A Vegan at my table trying hard to digest,
She got a waterlogged hog in a bulletproof vest.
She cried, she cried the whole night long,
No she hasn't yet realized what went wrong.

I ride my motorcycle down the freeway so fast,
I got a tattoo on my arm of a love that wouldn't last.
Look out look out, get out of my way,
Cuz I've been feeling kind of paranoid all day.