Urban Sombrero – Self-eradication Man lyrics

Self-Eradication Man
Superhero to all Playboy fans
He does it all with one free hand
Sprays the walls like whipping cream
Sitting with his favorite magazine

He can't help it, he plays with himself constantly
And I don't doubt that he does it at least 13 times a week

Self-Eradication Man
Has "flog the dolphin" set on auto-pan
Masturbation is a sport to him
He cleans the pipes on a regular basis
He jacks himself off into sonic bliss

He can't help it, he chokes his chicken everyday
But he's not embarassed...hey, who doesn't spank their monkey anyway?

Self-Eradication Man