Voltaire – The Sexy Data Tango lyrics

If while you're out in space, love
You're horney as a tart
Take a tip from a security cheif, love
That fat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

Cause

He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's defiant with his thrusters will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
so lower your shields spread your necells to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer to your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis a tireless engine he skhakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals in his bulbs and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He'll cover your face with his andriod anti-freeze

so if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

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