Weird Al Yankovic – She Gotta Pee lyrics

(knock, knock, knock)
-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!
-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?
-Yeah, but I gotta go again!

Oh, no!
Got a girl with a really small bladder,
knocking on a bathroom door.
Busted in and she bearly made it,
she dribbled on the bathroom floor.
She would not believe me,
when I said: "Go before We leave"
We had bearly started drivin',
when she told me she's got to Pee.

When I try to drive I see her drink a bottle water
Always has to wizz and she wonders why I'm bothered
When she says "Pull Over!" she means, what she's sayin'
Runs to the bathroom just before she starts her sprayin'
You'd think a grown woman would have a better controll
A little "number one" shouldn't be so hard to hold
But she goes about a hundred times a day,
Meanwhile I stand outside the bathroom and I wait!

In the middle of the movie,
She gotta Pee
Everytime we start drivin'
She gotta Pee
She even did it in the shower
She gotta Pee
She's gotta go every hour!
She gotta Pee
Wakes me up while I'm sleapin'
She gotta Pee
To the toilet, she's a creapin'
She gotta Pee
We Go after dinner
She gotta Pee
Sometimes her friends go with her.

Got a girl with a really small bladder,
knocking on a bathroom door.
Busted in and she bearly made it,
she dribbled on the bathroom floor.
She would not believe me,
when I said: "Go before We leave"
We had bearly started drivin',
when she told me she's got to Pee.