"Damn Son, what's the commotion?"
Uh, nothing Dad, just me and my weed are showing emotion
"Your doing WHAT?"
Nothing Dad, I'm just...shut up before I cut off your nuts
"OK son, I'll leave you alone"
Thanks Dad, you insignificant drone
Damn my Dad's an idiot (uh huh)
One time I filled his sandwich up with dog shit (go on)
He ate it and said "That sure was good son, what is this shit?"
That proved that motherfucker was retarded
Sometimes I wonder how I was born
There was no way my dad had sex because my mom makes still him look at porn (damn dude)
My Dad makes blondes look smart
He begs and begs to God "Please, please, just let me fart!"
I wanna let you know about my dad (what about him?)
His lack of intelligence is quite sad (Haha!)
He really is an idiot
I could sing all day about his bull shit
My dad's so dumb he makes poodles look intelligent
He's so blisfully unaware that he is really fuckin' ignorant
He doesn't even know anything about my brother
All he knows is he likes to fuck my mother
But that's okay, my dad don't care
As long as he get to sleep with his teddy bear
If there's a light at the end of his tunnel
It always gonna end up at the food funnel
I wanna let you know about my dad (what about him?)
His lack of intelligence is quite sad (Haha!)
He really is an idiot
I could sing all day about his bull shit
I wanna let you know about my dad (what about him?)
His lack of intelligence is quite sad (Haha!)
He really is an idiot
I could sing all day about his bull shit
"Son, why weren't you home until four?"
No reason Dad, just pickin' up some whores
Some things about my dad are actually quite cool
Like how he dont give a shit what I do, man he's a fool!
I could be out all night of the house yo
And he just ask me "Did you pick up any good hoes?"
I guess that's my dad for you
He's so dumb, he aint got a clue
I wanna let you know about my dad (what about him?)
His lack of intelligence is quite sad (Haha!)
He really is an idiot
I could sing all day about his bull shit
I wanna let you know about my dad (what about him?)
His lack of intelligence is quite sad (Haha!)
He really is an idiot
I could sing all day about his bull shit
"Damn son, where'd you get all this weed?"
Oh nowhere dad, just the store for seeds
Many stupid people, such a long run I've had
But no one in the world is dumber than my dad
I wanna let you know about my dad (what about him?)
His lack of intelligence is quite sad (Haha!)
He really is an idiot
I could sing all day about his bull shit