Blink 182 – Happy Holidays You Bastard lyrics

Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

Its christmas eve and I'v only wrapped
two fuckin presents
Christmas eve and I'v only wrapped
two fuckin presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
And I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

Its labour day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckin hotdogs
Labour day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckin hotdogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fuckin shittin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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